This is My Brain

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- The last time I linked up, Michael taught me the word clowder! These confessions are not only cathartic, they are also educational. I'll let pictures do the explaining...



- People who talk about how they should work out get on my nerves. Especially people who have had kids, could sit on their couch eating Cheetos all day, and still weigh less than my works-out-6-days-a-week-sometimes-multiple-times-a-day ass. If you don't like to work out, who cares? Don't do it! I mean, it's good for you and I'm all for it (praise Fitness Jesus!) but if it's not your thing, it's not your thing. Why waste your time thinking or talking about how you should do it but you aren't going to?

- I switched back to using GFC as my blog reader instead of Bloglovin, and I thought it wasn't working right because some blog posts weren't showing up...but it turns out that I'm a dumbass and just never followed those blogs on GFC. My bad. But then it actually wasn't working right for a couple days so eff you too, GFC.

- I wish I had bigger boobs. Like I really really do. That's probably the only plastic surgery I'd ever consider getting.

- Now that I just opened the door to superficiality, I'll go ahead and admit that I think it's...interesting... when pretty girls I went to high school with end up marrying just okay-looking dudes. I mean, different strokes for different folks, but there are some girls I would have thought would have ended up with someone super hot.

- We found someone to rent our condo (YAY!!!) and I can't believe I am going to be someone's landlord. Our tenant is actually 2 or 3 years older than we are. It's just weird.

- Moving is HARD. All of my shit needs to be in boxes by a week from today and it most definitely is...not. And I'm just going to sit here and read blogs and hope that all these piles of stuff will magically find their way to a box.

But before I go, have another picture of a clowder!


17 comments :

  1. I love me some clowders! And just a forewarning on the bigger boobs thing - they really get in the way, especially while running! Just a tip from a big chested girl.

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  2. I agree with the work out talk. I don't mind hearing about what you are actually doing and the negatives/positives/whatever, but most people feel like they "need to work out." It's kind of like being busy or stressed. Most people are, and yours isn't more special than anyone else's. What I care about is what you're doing to fix it, or your methods for coping.

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  3. The workout thing ! Whenever someone hears I'm going to the gym or anything fitness/healthy related it's "Oh I should work out" or "yeah, I should get to the gym". Less talking, more doing !

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  4. It's definitely interesting to see who people from high school end up with... both the example you gave, or vice versa! LOL :) I'm tired of hearing people tell me they "can't wait..." for such and such. I just want to be like GO DO IT! YOU CAN DO IT NOW! Whether its' a work out, or a dream job, go for it!!! :)

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  5. clowder is my new favourite word! i have teensy tiny boobs and have always wanted a boob job but as i've gotten older, have gotten over it. but if someone were to offer for free.... i wouldn't turn it down! haha

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  6. Moving is B.S. I am totally hiring someone next time I move.

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  7. I wish Wordpress had GFC but it doesn't. :(

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  8. Totally agree with going with GFC! Also, I totally have witnessed the same thing going on with the "popular" girls in high school ending up with semi-okay looking guys! And ugghhhh moving is the worst and I'm dreading it already even though we still have to find a place to move to haha.

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  9. People who talk about working out without ever doing it kinda bug me too. I for one think everyone needs some sort of exercise routine — even just 10 minutes of yoga in the morning or before bed — because of mental wellness reasons on top of physical health, but if you're not going to start something, stop complaining or whining about it.

    Congrats on finding a renter! Exciting!! But yeah, moving is definitely not easy!! Good luck!!

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  10. hahha fitness jesus, love it. also, i have never heard of gfc but i will have to look into it because bloglovin and i aren't getting along.

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  11. Yayy for finding a tenant!! I hope your stuff magically gets into all those boxes :)

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  12. Would you believe I haven't figured out how GFC works?! Great news with finding a tenant!

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  13. haha I loved these, especially the hot girl vs. not so hot guy one! What's even stranger is when the hot girl ends up with a not so hot guy that doesn't even have a great personality or isn't funny...that's puzzling! I guess there must be something more that the rest of us doesn't see! :)

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  14. Hahaha it sure is funny to see the people both your high school girl friends and guy friends end up marrying!! I also get irritated with people who can go years without working out and look way better than me hah! Its crazy!

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  15. Totally thought the 'l' in clowder was an 'h' until about the 10th time I read it. I kept wondering why you were referring to a group of cats as my favorite soup... and then I got it... Must say that I will never forget that word now. Sheer brilliance over here

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  16. So glad to spread that word! I'm with you on the fitness thing. It's like, either step up, or shut up! Sicne I've been all about working out these past 7 months these girls have shrank and I'm NOT okay with it. New confession idea! haha Congrats on finding a renter!

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  17. i promise you don't really want bigger boobs. they get in the way and make shopping a pain in the butt. cute tops and dresses just don't fit the same.

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